Hunchback is playing in Andalusia. I just saw it. And now that I’m living in New York City, naturally, I’ve become the know-it-all expert on just about everything, including the cinema. I love Disney and think that the humor of movies like Hunchback is more sophisticated than most of the films made in Hollywood. Don’t […]
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Andalusians have no business going snow skiing. Water skiing is fine–just make sure the lake isn’t frozen. For one thing, to snow ski, it has to be cold. Andalusians aren’t genetically equipped to handle cold weather. Believe me, I know. I’ve been up here in this Yankee weather for two winters and I’ve learned that
I have really tried to be good this year so that the fat man will give me a break for Christmas. I figure that since I’m closer to the North Pole, I might rack up some quality points with Santa. Here’s what I want for Christmas: (other than peace, love, harmony, a million dollars, unlimited
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Let’s talk turkey. It’s open season in Central Park this week. Thankfully, I’ve yet to get shot. That’s a good thing. Shooting, bullets, guns, rifles and such have always worried me. In the great state of Alabama, this fear of weapons put me at somewhat of a disadvantage when it came to hunting. If there
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When I was a little boy. I wanted desperately to be Bond, James Bond. I used to pretend my Radio Flyer wagon was an Austin martin equipped with machine guns, revolving license plates, oil slick devices, and, of course, in ejector seat (which usually ejected me along with my passenger). I perfected my karate chop,
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When I came back to New York City after having been in Andalusia, it took me longer to get into the city than it had for me to get from Atlanta to New Jersey. Why? Because of the communists. Fidel Castro was in the city for the UN convention. Yuck. Communism. Scary stuff. The bad
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It was a relief to be back within the warm confines of Andalusia last week. I ate enough barbecue to choke a goat and all I drank was sweet tea and gravy. Praise the Lord, I even had real cornbread made in bacon grease by my mama. Life seldom gets any better than that. On
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By the time you read this I will have left New York City and be on my way to visit fair Andalusia. Hallelujah. Brother, let me tell you, I can’t wait to be back. This week, I’ve been in Birmingham. It’s a hard adjustment. At a restaurant here in Alabama I was waiting to order
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Recently my sister and I went to Tavern On the Green in Central Park here in New York City. If you’ve been to New York City, you probably know Tavern On the Green. The Tavern is supposed to be one of the greatest restaurants in this city. It is undoubtedly one of the most expensive.
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Exiled here in New Yuck City, as I have said before, there just isn’t any Morgan place to eat barbecue Alabama style. New Yorkers are always doing something to “burn” a barbecue. I’m not a Columnist writing about barbecue being “ruined,” I’m talking about just plain “burnt.” Of course, I’ll cut these Yankees some slack.
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