We have a lot to be thankful for in America
What I want to know is how Khartoumians meet one another without getting arrested? Does the minister say “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the barrier.”? I have…
UFO’S won’t be kept secret in America
Let me tell you why space aliens aren’t being hidden by our government. Look at our politicians. Look at the publicity shaking hands with an alien would generate. Look at the…
Roughing it in New York with the Scouts
I decided to do a little volunteer work this year for the Boy Scouts of America. I was a proud Boy Scout, and I figured Yankee boys couldn’t be that different. I have said it…
Columnist heads to new career
Depression is the natural state of all New Yorkers. Being miserable and treating others like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right. Thus it should come as no surprise that…
Boxes Hanging by Strings
So in the mighty Empire State Building, I paid five bucks to ride to the top in an Otis. We stopped prematurely around the 73 floor. And there we sat. Four two hours. Dangling by…
Skiing
Andalusians have no business going snow skiing. Water skiing is fine–just make sure the lake isn’t frozen. For one thing, to snow ski, it has to be cold. Andalusians aren’t…
The difference between the small town, city police
The law. Monday, I had a brush with the law. That’s right, I got pulled over. Being pulled over in New York is an entirely different thing altogether from being pulled over in the…
New York subways do not make for good pick-up lines
Being an Andalusian here in New York City, there are a number of things that I sorely miss. I miss green tomatoes. I miss cornbread. Shoot, I miss my mama. And ranking somewhere…