July 8, 2024
Biden May Help Create A Generation Of New Republicans
The president’s condition didn’t surprise Republicans because we have been sending each other memes for years — Biden lost on stage and falling off a bike; Biden being led away by…
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January 17, 1998
Grandmama could handle Bill
As your New York City columnist, I had to ask myself some pretty difficult questions this week. Boy, it was a big news week. Let’s see here: the Super Bowl, the pope was in Cuba,…
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November 29, 1996
Christmas shopping budget skimpy
This week, Bill Clinton, a.k.a. the Big Mac President, alias the Commander in Beef, leader of the Feed World and of the last “supersize me” nation, came to New York City and did a…
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October 4, 1996
UFO’S won’t be kept secret in America
Let me tell you why space aliens aren’t being hidden by our government. Look at our politicians. Look at the publicity shaking hands with an alien would generate. Look at the…
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