December 23, 1996
Christmas in Andy
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd lo it had snowedThough less than an inchcovered the road.“Blizzard!” cried some“Nor’easter” hollered more.Even the mayorCouldn’t get bread at…
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December 21, 1996
A Thomasville Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas And lo it had snowed Though less than an inch covered the road. “Blizzard!” cried some “Nor’easter” hollered more. Even the mayor Couldn’t get…
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November 29, 1996
Christmas shopping budget skimpy
This week, Bill Clinton, a.k.a. the Big Mac President, alias the Commander in Beef, leader of the Feed World and of the last “supersize me” nation, came to New York City and did a…
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December 14, 1995
Cranberry Accident
I have really tried to be good this year so that the fat man will give me a break for Christmas. I figure that since I’m closer to the North Pole, I might rack up some quality…
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