Boxes Hanging by Strings
So in the mighty Empire State Building, I paid five bucks to ride to the top in an Otis. We stopped prematurely around the 73 floor. And there we sat. Four two hours. Dangling by…
Cranberry Accident
I have really tried to be good this year so that the fat man will give me a break for Christmas. I figure that since I’m closer to the North Pole, I might rack up some quality…
Living “Just the luxurious life of a 007 spy”
When I was a little boy. I wanted desperately to be Bond, James Bond. I used to pretend my Radio Flyer wagon was an Austin martin equipped with machine guns, revolving license…
Some advice on visiting, dining in the ‘Big Apple’
Recently my sister and I went to Tavern On the Green in Central Park here in New York City. If you’ve been to New York City, you probably know Tavern On the Green. The Tavern is…
The difference between the small town, city police
The law. Monday, I had a brush with the law. That’s right, I got pulled over. Being pulled over in New York is an entirely different thing altogether from being pulled over in the…
New York subways do not make for good pick-up lines
Being an Andalusian here in New York City, there are a number of things that I sorely miss. I miss green tomatoes. I miss cornbread. Shoot, I miss my mama. And ranking somewhere…