August 8, 1997
Yankees planning invasion
But trying to stay fashionable in New York costs roughly the same as a toilet at the Pentagon, so I never even tried. In defiance of every fashion magazine and shop window, I wear…
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November 3, 1995
Because of Commies
When I came back to New York City after having been in Andalusia, it took me longer to get into the city than it had for me to get from Atlanta to New Jersey. Why? Because of the…
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October 20, 1995
Southern celebrity-hood often overlooked
By the time you read this I will have left New York City and be on my way to visit fair Andalusia. Hallelujah. Brother, let me tell you, I can’t wait to be back. This week, I’ve…
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